TOW the Two Party's:
Monica: Chinese Menu Guy....forgot the menus
Chandler: So basically just a Chinese man
TOW all the Poker:
Ross: I want someone who does something for me, you know, who get my heart pounding....who makes me....
Chandler: Little play things with yarn?!
TOW the Joke:
Joey: I mean, first i was an actor, now im a waiter. It's supposed to go in the other direction
Chandler: So's your apron, your wearing it like a cape.
TOW the Blackout:
Joey: It's never gonna happen
Ross: ha....hpm...he...w...w WHY?
Joey: Cause you waited to long to make your move and now your in the "friend" zone.
Ross: Cmon im not in the zone.
Joey: Ross your the Mayor of the zone!
Chandler: Blow a bubble. Cmon it has a boyish charm to it. Its...impish. (Spits out gum) Nice going imp!
TOW the Baby on the Bus:
Chandler: Taxi, Taxi!
Joey: Hey hey, look at that talent!
Chandler: Just practising....your good! Carry on.
TOW the Fake Party:
Chandler: There's a Phoebe on my sandwich!
Joey: You know how when your dating someone and you don't wanna cheat on them unless its with someone rooly hot.
Phoebe: Totally!
TOW the Free Porn:
Chandler: Maybe we should't pay the phone bill, free phone sex!
TOW the List:
Chandler: Oh, I know. This must be so hard. Oh, no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!
TOW Phoebe's Uterus:
Phoebe: There's nothing to think about, im gunna be giving them the greatest gift there is.
Chandler: Your gunna have their baby AND get them a Sony Playstaion!?
TOW all The Thanksgivings:
Ross: So im thinking about asking Rachel out tonight. You know, maybe playing her that song we wrote last week.
Chandler: Emotional Napsack?
Ross: Yeah.
Chandler: Right on!
TOW the Princess Leia Fantasy:
Monica: What is wrong with me?
Ross: You need to get some sleep.
Monica: I need to get some Richard!
TOW the Evil Orthidontist:
Joey: Get Down!!
Chandler: and boogie!
TOW Rachel Quits:
Chandler: I spelt Boobies hehe
Ross: They call me cookiedoooode.
Chandler: Run Joey, Run for your life!!
TOW Chandler cant remember which sister:
Chandler: No woohooing, no woohooing
TOW Phoebe's Wedding:
Chandler: Im so glad we're having this rehersal dinner, i rarley get to practise my meals before i eat them
Chandler:Id love to but its 2300hrs and i about to have the most organised sex anyones ever had
TOW The Tiny Tee-shirt:
Monica: Hello, people who do not live here.
All: Hi! Hello!
Monica: I gave you a key for em-er-gen-cies!
Phoebe: We were out of Do-ri-tos!
Chandler: Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.
TO in Massapequa:
Chandler: I don't think the flash went off.
Chandler: Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun and a huge butterfly net looking for that man.
TOW the Prom Video:
Joey: Well, I'm makin money now and this is payin' you back for head shots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love ya man.
Chandler: Well, thanks man. Now I can get my pony.
PHOEBE: Hang in there, it's gonna happen.
ROSS: Wha, OK, now how do you know that?
PHOEBE: Because she's your lobster.
CHANDLER: Oh, she's goin' somewhere.
CHANDLER: You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller, the eyesore from the Liberace house of crap. Oh, yeah, easy for you to say, you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection.
JOEY: Wow, is this friendship? I think so. Check it out, we're bracelet buddies.
CHANDLER: That's what they'll call us.
TOW George Stephanopoulos:
Chandler: Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room.
TOW Phoebe hates PBS:
Phoebe: ....and noone ever wrote back
Chandler: Well you know, alot of those muppets dont have thumbs.
TOW Rachels Sister:
Monica: Is it the rubbing or the smell?
Chandler: Its all very, very good
TO That could have Been Pt 1:
Chandler: I always thought that having a heart attack was natures way of telling you to die!
Chandler: Here's some little known facts about couscous - they didnt add the second "cous" until 1979
TOW the Ski Trip
Chandler: Oh great, with my luck thats gunna be him
Phoebe: Him Ross?
Chandler: No, Hymn 253: His Eyes Are On the Sparrow!
Phoebe: Chandler what does the sign say?
Chandler: Beam me up Jesus!